Chessdotcom have a league competition. It is run independent of the rating system. It seems to promote playing a huge quantity of games over the quality of them.
1) PLEASE LiChess!
Automatically RESET my pea-brain chess processing centre once every week using non-linear, high pressure, non-invasive, non-localized gamma thought ranking rays.
2) The current LiChess ratings and rankings STINK!
They invoke involuntary perceptions of sticky skunk spray. Yes, they stink.
I would include an additional component in the bizarre rating calculation that substracts 100 to 600 points from the current embarrassingly inflated numbers that Gloatful 2 hurls out. I never mention my LiChess ratings to RESPECTABLE chess players assuming such people actually exist. I am ASHAMED of these foolish fantasy rating.
My miserable little life is hard enough without the stinky taint of having these hellish phoney numbers dragging me further down!
OH MY!
Automatically RESET my pea-brain chess processing centre once every week using non-linear, high pressure, non-invasive, non-localized gamma thought ranking rays.
2) The current LiChess ratings and rankings STINK!
They invoke involuntary perceptions of sticky skunk spray. Yes, they stink.
I would include an additional component in the bizarre rating calculation that substracts 100 to 600 points from the current embarrassingly inflated numbers that Gloatful 2 hurls out. I never mention my LiChess ratings to RESPECTABLE chess players assuming such people actually exist. I am ASHAMED of these foolish fantasy rating.
My miserable little life is hard enough without the stinky taint of having these hellish phoney numbers dragging me further down!
OH MY!
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